from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
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Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
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I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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