Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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