so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
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Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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