Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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