pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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