Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
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Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
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He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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