i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
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im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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