everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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