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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
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they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
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my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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