I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Randomize
