that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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