In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
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I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
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Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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