She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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