I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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