Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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