I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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