Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
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I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
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If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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