hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
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I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
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I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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