why didn't you poke me back
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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