SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
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It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
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I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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