Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
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We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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