oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
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