Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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