My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
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It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
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I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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