I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
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Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
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Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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