I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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