Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
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