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is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
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Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
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that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
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