OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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