I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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