I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
honey bunches of taint.
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The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
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Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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