wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
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So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
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Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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