what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
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never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
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Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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