she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
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DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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