I want to stick my p in your. b.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
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It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
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I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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