Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
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Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
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The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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