Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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