Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
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I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
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To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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