I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
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I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
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I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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