Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
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When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
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although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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