I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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