does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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