I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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