Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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