Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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