Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
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Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
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I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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