i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
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Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
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This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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