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think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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