that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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