well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
thus making me awesome and them whores
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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