I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
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I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
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8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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