Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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