Please, let me fuck your mom
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
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