the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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