Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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