It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
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He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
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New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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